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Maybe the fortune will say you're going to win the lottery, maybe it'll say your girlfriend is gonna dump you because she met this dude named Jayden and he's into cooler music and has a French Bulldog named Nuggetz and rides an NJS frame. Maybe she'll stop replying to your texts at 1 AM because she's obviously hanging out with him and you're gonna flip the fuck out when you roll up at her house and look thru the window and see them cuddling and watching YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE ZOMFGGGGGGGGGGGG

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