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fortune cookie

$ 1.00

Maybe the fortune will say you're going to win the lottery, maybe it'll say your boyfriend is gonna dump you because he met this chick named Heather and she is into cooler music and has a cute little puppy and rides a Cinelli. Maybe he'll stop replying to your pathetic texts at 1 AM because he's obviously hanging out with her and you're gonna flip the fuck out when you roll up at his house and look thru the window and see them cuddling and watching YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE ZOMFGGGGGGGGGGGG

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