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⚠️ IMPORTANT NOTICE: Effective 10/14/22, the option for local pickup is unavailable because we are in the process of moving to a new location. Until our new retail store opens in early 2023, all orders placed online will be shipped.
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Super cool design reminiscent of late night stops at skeezy travel plazas to take a long overdue piss, buy a bottle of your favorite color Gatorade and a giant bag of beef jerky while traveling cross country. Maybe you know, maybe you don't.
Either way, this shirt's got it all - the left chest logo print, a Xerox copy-looking image surrounded by the good ol' Cooper font on back, oddly unnecessary quotation marks and - of course - our address, so you never forget where your favorite shop is. As we always say 'round here, it's "everything you need, nothing you don't".
• high quality white print on a standard 6 oz 100% cotton shirt
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