Ultimate Mystery Fun Package
Do you like mystery? Of course you do, because everyone knows being certain about stuff and "playing it safe" is for wimps, chumps and fools!
Test destiny, take a chance and buy this. You'll get a t-shirt in the size of your choosing and whatever else we feel like throwing in.
What will you get? Maybe a winning lottery ticket? Maybe a moldy ham sandwich from the back of our fridge? Who knows?????????