Big-ass gummy sharks

$ 1.00


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In the unforgiving underwater candy food chain, the mighty gummy shark is the undisputed king.

Our marauding confectionery fishermen, secretly operating in unregistered boats off the coasts of the world's most dangerous rogue states in pirate-infested waters, barely managed to wrangle these fearsomely sweet sea-beasts without loss of life and limb.

Well worth the effort, these delicious 4" gummy sharks feature a blue raspberry flavored top and a white marshmallow flavored underbelly sure to deliver a killer snack as they thrash about in your mouth.

Sold in pairs because even gummy sharks need a friend.

approximately 4" long

• fucking delicious

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