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Keirinman alarm clock

$ 40.00

Super cool Keirin Man alarm with rider yelling "Wake up!" in Japanese with Keirin melody and ringing of the race bell! features • made by Medalist Club of Japan •...
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Phil Wood pint glass

$ 10.50

rink the blood of your enemies in style. details • 16 fl oz glass w/ 'Made in the USA' print
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Phil Wood acrylic key ring

$ 8.00

Laser cut from a 6mm thick sheet of clear acrylic, etched and outlined to look like a Phil Wood track hub or 17 tooth cog. Super cool!
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Phil Wood Mini Hub key ring
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Phil Wood Mini Hub key ring

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Hang your keys from one of these cute lil' Phil Wood track hubs and be the envy of all your friends! specs • 16h • spacing: 62mm • flange diameter:...
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Retroguzzler™ Hydration Helmet

$ 18.00

Most track frames don't have bottle cage mounts, which often makes carrying your favorite beverages a total hassle. How many times have you uttered to yourself, "But I only need...
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Liquid Refreshment Sling

$ 20.00

Don't be the kook who always shows up to the party empty handed expecting to mooch off all your friends. Regardless of them saying it's no problem, they're all sick...
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Road Runner wicked reflective keychain

$ 8.00

Be seen! Don't be a dipshit with one of those reflective straps around your ankle. Put this keychain on your keys, bag, saddle, dreadlocks, belt, dog, septum piercing, etc. They...
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Spokey Dokeys

$ 5.00

STOP BEING SO DAMN SERIOUS AND HAVE A LITTLE FUN FOR FRIG'S SAKE. details • sold in packages of 36 • colors may vary • not stealth

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